the extremes

The wrinkly, rugged man yells at his children, "Stop being so stupid for a change"

The clean man with the sweater and glasses comes in with his son, saying jovially "Let's wash up!" And they have a grand time with laughs and ice cream toppings.

It would have been better if their characters hadn't coincided with their appearances. ALAS! Those are the people you find at Friendly's.

A White Christmas today!! Christmas? But It's not even Thanksgiving!
Oh, it's not even Halloween!

If I was the weather I would pull these kinds of pranks all the time.

prying open the door

to unleash the bitterness



I am beastly towards people and they are beastly towards others and we all just deserve a good slappin', but I do especially.


It's kind of like how today I was so sure I had gotten a D or below on a math quiz, only to find I got a B-. I am so sure that I will never know ANYTHING about ANYTHING, only to find....? Well. I suppose we'll see. All I ask is that you pray that I may stand on solid ground, LIKE A TREE PLANTED BY THE WATER, steadfast and unfaltering.


OH BTWZ Someone please buy me a Snuggie. It's a blanket with sleeves! So you are able to multitask whilst you keep warm!

Roving eyes

Otto von Bismarck; realpolitik, please!
"Blood and Iron" ain't got nothin' on me.

The roof is leaking and the rain's pouring on my head, it won't stop.
The roof is leaking and the rain's pouring on my head, I need a mop.

How am I expected to pass Pre-Calculus when I have all of these racing thoughts that need to be written down? HOW?

Sax appeal.

It's been fixed and new cleaning supplies have been bought. I'm not sure what the long, yellow fluffy thing does. But it's SICK.

"If you're looking for me I'll be on the block..."



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Pudd'nhead Wilson's calendar

'There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.'


Other animals we are left in doubt about: pig, cow, hippo, dog, rat, sloth. All respectable animals.

I LOVE THE LIBRARY

I don't take no stock in dead people.

Today felt like an adventure of Huck Finn....only because I wasn't wearing any shoes.

'I was a-trembling, because I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it. I studied a minute, sort of holding my breath, and then says to myself, "All right, then, I'll GO to hell."'

I read it last year but I just decided that it is my favorite book.

you are beautiful

Dream recorder!

A few nights ago I had a dream that my pierced ear had closed, so I re-pierced it, and it developed into a huge hole. It spread to my cheek, and then my cheek started to fall apart and melt, and there was a piece hanging off me. You could see mah skull. Strangely enough, this was not a nightmare. I was just infuriated with myself for making such a gigantic hole and thinking, Awesome, now I have to get plastic surgery.

Lovely.

Thursday

I started writing about how I have to watch the Vice Presidential Debate tonight for homework, but I started getting bored to tears so I stopped.

Here's something worthy: I need to steal Alice's bike and take a ride through town in search for an appropriate gathering place for my Secret Poetry Club. Oh, ain't a secret no' mo'. I must think of a better name for this club. I could use some suggestions, just as long as they're not Dead Poets Society or Rusty Charles and the Country Bears Club. Help me out.